Get the Fuck Off My Porch Doormat

Get the Fuck Off My Porch: make your welcome personal

Welcome your guests with a fun and unique statement: Get the fuck off my Porch! Our Get off my Porch Doormat is sure to make a lasting impression and start a conversation. Made with natural coir fibers, this doormat is mold and mildew resistant and perfect for your outdoor space. So, get ready to greet your guests with a humorous message!

Get the Fuck Off My Porch Coir Doormat for Your Entryway

• The Get the Fuck Off My Porch design gives your doorway a greeting that reflects your style.
• Natural coir brings a textured finish to a covered porch or sheltered entryway.

Product Specifications

• Material: Natural coconut husk coir fibers, resistant to mold and mildew.
• Backing: Thick vinyl backing helps keep the mat in place.
• Base color: Tan/natural brown.
• Sizes: 18 x 30 inches.
• Origin: Handmade in the USA.
• Finish: Permanent paint and UV sealant help protect the design.
• Production time: 5-7 business days for standard orders and 3-4 weeks (28 days) for custom orders.

Care Instructions

Our coir doormats are designed to look their best when placed in a covered, sheltered area.

• Keep your doormat protected from direct rain, snow and prolonged moisture.
• Avoid prolonged exposure to strong, direct sunlight whenever possible.
• Do not soak or hose down your doormat.
• If your mat becomes wet, allow it to dry completely. Flipping it over can help both sides dry.
• Gently sweep your mat regularly to remove loose dirt and natural coir fibers.
• Natural variations, darker fibers and small flecks within the coir are normal and are not considered defects.

Coir is made from natural coconut husk fibers. When saturated, the natural fibers may release some color onto the surface underneath the mat. Keeping your mat dry and sheltered will help extend its life.